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OMGOTP!!!11 [Jul. 22nd, 2004|11:42 am]
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makaioh
Yay! zmd_norrec made me a usericon out of the picha! And that, my friends, can only mean one thing.

Yup, that's right.

Really.
Bad.
Fanfic.

Here, have a ScarxRose fanfic! It's the worst thing I've ever written!


VAL'S WORST FANFIC EVAR

There was like, this guy, and he was FRIGGIN HUGE, but not in a bad way, in a hott way. Everybody called him Scar because he had one on his head. It was terribly rude, but he preferred that to his given name which was Henrietta.
So he meets this girl, her name is Rose, and she's like half his age but still legal, and he's all "Hi there. You are very religious, just like I am. I think we should make out."
She replied "You are a fine specimen of man-beef, and I would be delighted to make out with you."
So commences much rubbing and tasting of flesh. There was some other plot, too, but it was cancelled due to the sex.
Later, but not that much later, but later enough for gestation, Rose has a baby. It is Scar's baby. They named it after me, Val. Then they invite all their friends over to surprise everyone with the news that they had a baby and named it after me, Val. But everyone laughed or was squicked and said Scar and Rose should not be doing that in front of the baby, who is named after me, Val. Then whoever said that got a kick in the pants.
It was so funny. You should have seen it.

THE END
I'm not insanedrop trou!

Comments:
From:zmd_norrec
Date:July 22nd, 2004 - 05:38 pm
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That was probably the BEST fanfic I've ever read.
That's really good seeing as I've read like, 2 or 3 million, divided by a million.
Amazing, and heart felt.


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From:magnet_dance
Date:July 23rd, 2004 - 12:57 am
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whahah! that was one of the worst/funniest fics i've ever read!
plot shud be cancelled due to sex sometimes.. but not Scar/Rosa!! (& i do get a premonition that fans are going to pick up on that)

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From:valamelmeo
Date:July 23rd, 2004 - 10:22 am
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*gets an odd mental image of Roy interrupting Envy just before he's about to kill Hughes*

Roy: No! You can't kill him without letting us make sweet love one last time!
Envy: Well... Okay then, but I get to watch. And then he dies.
Hughes: Don't I get a say in this?
Envy & Roy: NO!