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ZOMG 48 part 2 - "Screencaps" [Sep. 12th, 2004|12:40 am]
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makaioh
[I'm all | confused]


And by mean, I mean like, this is way meaner than Tucker making Ninaxander. This is MEAN.
(and yet, I'm so highly amused)

SCENE 1
LEFT LEG OF THE FORBIDDEN ONE
No, wait... that's Yuugiou. Is this yoroi, or a really shitty automail mechanic?


The hell is this thing? A claw? Is this the guy who defeated that arcade machine and got the last Sailor Moon UFO?


No, it's [dun dun DUNNN] MechaArcher! Robo-Colonel! Android Number Archer! Cyborg Zero-Zero-Archer! The FUCK are they smoking at Aniplex, and can I have some?


Umm... what is that thing that is where his arm used to be? Can anyone tell me? Because, from here it looks like a bad dream.


OK, the story so far. MechaArcher shows up, looking so incredibly sexy �� and umm... RoboColonel. Er.... ok, really I have nothing to say here but wtf.


So, since I already said wtf, at this point all I can do is say The hell is that? A lube-cannon?


Here's a better view, in case you missed what was going on. MechaArcher has a LUBE CANNON coming out of his MOUTH. Hey sailor, is that a machine gun in your mouth or are you just happy to see me? How is this possible? Is that his tongue? Is he going XP and a weapon comes out? And let me just add... holy fuck. That's all I can say.


IzumixMechArcher. OMGOTP. Deal with it.


Let's start from the beginning, shall we? He's made of iron now. Heh tetsujin, that reminds me of Iron Chef. Anyway, he's made of iron, has a friggin machine gun in his MOUTH, and yet... he can still smirk.
Let's all say it together now.
Doubleyou. Tee. Eff.

I'm not insanedrop trou!

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From:jpegasus
Date:September 12th, 2004 - 01:34 am
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yeah..I just...it..

I can't...

but...

WHY WOULD THEY PUT THAT THERE? In his mouth of all places?! WhYYYYYYY?

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From:makaioh
Date:September 12th, 2004 - 07:21 am
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Now that's a question I can answer. They (the ubiquitous 'they') were tired of his mouthyness. So they said "We can shut you up! We will put a lube cannon in j00r mouth!"
And then They (the ubiquitous 'they') told all their friends about it on the internet.


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From:kikuko_kamimura
Date:September 12th, 2004 - 01:49 am
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Oh dear god. XD

I have to say, there's only one place I can think of to put that cannon that would be worse. No, actually, two. An ass-cannon wouldn't be pretty, either.

Especially if there were noises involved in the discharge process. >.>

(poked to post by jpegasus, by the way.)

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From:makaioh
Date:September 12th, 2004 - 07:24 am
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That might have been the only thing that could have made me laugh harder.


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From:magnet_dance
Date:September 12th, 2004 - 02:14 am
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well, i think he still looks sexy. it's just gonna be really tough for him to kiss someone... or finding someone who'd agree to kiss him in the first place.
but at last! a reason to dl FMA agan!

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From:makaioh
Date:September 12th, 2004 - 07:26 am
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Oh totally!

I'm trying to think of crossover possibilities, so he can make out with another cyborg, but I don't know very many cyborgs aside from... Cyborg on Teen Titans.

Not quite sure that's hott, but I'm willing to give it a try.


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From:teruteruboozu
Date:September 12th, 2004 - 03:22 am
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I nearly died laughing when I saw that. He looks like something out of the Terminator.

*snerk* Well, we all know who got the shit end of the stick when it came to promotions...Roy got the actual promotion, and Archer was transformed into Mr. Robot. With Lube!Cannon included.

Why does that sound like some kind of warped children's toy?

Uuugh. x_x *grosses self out*

*trots off to bed*

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From:makaioh
Date:September 12th, 2004 - 07:28 am
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I really am mad that he didn't get promoted :(
Everyone should get promoted after having a lube cannon installed in their face. It's just not fair!


(no subject) - ayuamarca
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From:makaioh
Date:September 12th, 2004 - 07:33 am
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Awww, but he was so cute as a normal human!
The question that vexes me most is the cyborg-hair. Is that real hair? Pastede on? or iron hair, made to look like his haircut?
Ooh, icon time!