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Long time no C [Jun. 8th, 2005|06:36 am]
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makaioh
[I'm all | quixotic]

No I'm not ded, but I havent read the internet in like two months. I been playin 2005 Crystal Drive for the DS. That game about pwnz. The only suck is that there's no Kita or Nitobe ;_; But there's Dan, and if you wanna see something cute play doubles as Dan and Akutsu.

But I know what you really want. You want a new music. It's relatively new, anyway... it's FLOW singing a song called Rookie. It's great! Flow are awesome. I have a crush on one of the lead singers. His name is Kohshi.

FLOW - Rookie

Now you have to pay for that 'free' music I gave you by reading this crack ... I dunno what it is really. My work computer died on Monday and I was stuck in the office waiting for the helpdesk to get back to me, and there was absolutely nothing to do. So I spent the day sending Kym a story via txt message...


Every line is a separate text message I sent with my cellphone. I didn't clean up my grammar or spelling and I certainly didn't limit myself when it came to using the word 'assrape' ;) All the stuff anybody is saying? Mostly from the videogame.


Yuuta's all mad cuz mizuki was whorin around. he can forgive him for kaidoh and akazawa and inui but he refuses to share with aniki.

I don't think they're gonna work it out. but mizuki is gonna cry. its angst! but it was his own fault.

So then yuuta is going to get a ginormous breakup pizza and not share it with anybody but he meets bunta in the pizza place and they decide to split one...

And then i was like "no yuuta yer still on the rebound dont do it!" but i forgot that recovery time is like a minute on this show so he was already over it.

And then they go play tennis and bunta is like tensaiteki but yuuta is all tensai is suck! but they have fun anyway

and then its time to go home but yuuta doesnt wanna go to the dorms cuz he doesnt wanna talk to mizuki...

And he doesnt wanna go home cuz he doesnt wanna get assraped so he goes to buntas house cuz buntas parents are out of town.

[yey smex!]

jeis :D but mizuki was following them the whole time and so now he's outside the window takin video like a pervert.

But see they were makin out on the pool table in the gameroom which is on the 2nd floor and so mizuki was overwhelmed with teh hotness and he fell...

...and he got amnesia zomg.

But yuuta dint kn0 because fuji s found amnesia mizuki and st0led him to a secret assrape lair in a volcano... its daytime television whaddaya expect

So then the next day yuuta is in sk00l and everybody knows mizuki isnt there but they think he's just being a drama queen

Until later that night then they start to worry and yuuta and bunta went for candy and a latte and bunta sez they should call the 28 detective agency...

Which is obviously nioh and yagyuu. they are detectives yeah. yuuta's not gonna do that tho cuz he still thinks mizuki is just being a princess

but eventually nioh and yagyuu get involved and they suspect inui even tho all the evidence points to tezuka. but tezuka has no motive.

but then they end up following clues to the assrape volcano where they get trapped in some elaborate assrape contrivance like on james bond but with assrape

So then evil uberseme fuji esplains his diabolical plan for world domination. it involves tinfoil and a riding crop. its not a very good plan.

So in an effort to at least pause teh evil yagyuu goes "puri" and its actually nioh! but then fuji counters by goin "ohsoi da-ne!" and its really shinya!

So they are trapped along with mizuki and tezuka and the real fuji and akazawa and jiroh and sanada and atobe.

But right before the killer assrape sharks get thru the final barrier there is a splosion and its yuuta and bunta to the rescue!

They figured it out where the evil lair was when they were looking for pr0n in other peoples dorm rooms.

but before there is a spectacular battle scene, the roof of the volcano lair is blown away by a giant robot!

And the giant robot is piloted by yamabuki. bt they dunno theyve stunbled across a secret evil lair, they just suck at piloting giant robots.

But luckily that gave bunta enough time to spit gum in shinyas hair and while he was whining they all escaped yey!

So then mizuki was like "yuuta you saved me!" but yuuta wasnt falling for mizukis flirt tactics.

But then bunta was all insecure cuz he was like "zomg yuutas ex boyfriend is prettier than me!" but he couldnt say that cuz he was trynna be cool...

By then all the other d00ds had gone home except yamabuki in their giant robot because they wanted to see the fight

What fight? a dance fight. mizuki was like if he won a dancefight would yuuta come back to him and even tho yuuta sed hell no music started anyway.

But mizuki did not get a chance to bust a move because that was sengokus favorite song and he was tryin to make the giant robot dance

But muromachi hates that song so he was tryin not to do a dance and the rest of the team took sides and so there was a mini-brawl inside the giant robot.

And so the dance sucked.

Bunta thought the dance fight was st00pit so he went like myougi and the giant robot fell over and d00ds spilled out!

And by that time mizuki was crying cuz yuuta wouldnt come back to him. but then he saw the smexy yamabuki d00ds and he was like imma get me somma that...

And so he went to flirt with akutsu but akutsu spit rocks at him. and bunta glomped yuuta and they went for icecream and they were like this ^^

Then they got an idea involving chocolate syrup and whipped cream that made yuuta blush but he liked it anyway.


THE END

I'm not insanedrop trou!

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From:jpegasus
Date:June 10th, 2005 - 06:51 am
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Well then, that was quite the story. Anime-to-daytime-television-via-cellphone is an interesting medium ^^

Overall it was good though. It probably could have passed for one of the chibi episodes, except for the word assrape. I mean, I only watched like three episodes of PoT so far, but there definitely was a lack of the word 'assrape'. Otherwise, I might have been completely fooled into believing that your story was an *actual* episode. *nodnod*

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From:makaioh
Date:June 10th, 2005 - 07:56 am
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I have more episodes >D

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From:jpegasus
Date:June 10th, 2005 - 08:11 am
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....I'm....quite sure you do >->;;;;;


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From:cheese_munkey
Date:June 10th, 2005 - 05:27 pm
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Oooh, Ya'buki & giant robots. HELL YES.

...What is it with you and your crack pairings that eat my brain? First Muromachi/Shinji, now Bunta/Yuuta.... noooo! XP

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From:makaioh
Date:June 10th, 2005 - 06:51 pm
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Bunta/Yuuta has totally eaten my brain. That and Renji/Jackal. I dont have a txt msg story time for those two, though. (Altho I might have another Bunta/Yuuta) XD


From:fluffygryph
Date:June 11th, 2005 - 02:40 pm
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Giant robots? Wait, where? *goes to actually read the post*

From:fluffygryph
Date:June 11th, 2005 - 02:46 pm
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that was...omg. My brain is of teh rotting now. But it was funny because we're all fuzzy robots ^_^;

anyway. *waves*


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From:bobrhyn
Date:August 3rd, 2005 - 02:50 am
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... Dude. I have SO missed your crack. <3

(AND NOT THAT ONE)