| Genius 359
||[Sep. 24th, 2007|09:49 pm]
I didn't fall off the planet! Not even I can argue well enough to refute the laws of gravity.|
I hope I responded to everything that I was apposed to respond to, but if I didn't, leave me a comment or something... altho that's not 100% because lj-notify is Iffy....
OK, I was going to make a post of what I LOVED about Genius 358 last week, but I kept getting sidetracked. But, I liked it. For weird reasons. But...
WTF KONOMI YOU BITCH. (buys all the manga anyway)
YOU WEAK... PERSON WHO WISHES TO STOP DRAWING!! OK I can understand that. He don't wanna draw, and so... he's
Shishio from Kenshin. WHAT THE HELL!! first we are deprived of the YanaInui and HOTT STEAMEH AKUMA AKAYA LUV???? and ... and we get.... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT. WHAT!!!!!!! AND WHY THE HELL IS HE WEARING HIS MEGANE!!!!!!!!
TENNIS DOES NOT HURT unless you fall and twist yer ankle or serve your uberserve too much and tear your rotator cuff or hold yer racquet weird and get tennis elbow or have some other thing that gives you tennis elbow.
What I'm trying to say is,
TENNIS BALLZ DO NOT HURT unless I guess if one was shoved up yer ass or your nose or something, that might hurt. But some people might like it.
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO BECOME MUMMIFIED VIA TENNIS
Obligatory bad jokes:
Walk like an Egyptian.
(That's it. I suck.)
Where's Super Doctor K or Teru-Sensei when you need one!! Oh yeah, they're in Shonen Magazine.
HEY. FUJI LOOKS GOOD.
Tezuka sed this: "Fuji... omae wa..." In English that'd be "Fuji... you're...." and the last part of his sentence that Konomi didn't dare publish was "... a sexeh beast."
You know why Fuji's so happy? Because AKUMA AKAYA IS HOTT.
I'm not quite done with the public service announcements.
UNLESS THE COURT CATCHES FIRE, YOU ARE UNLIKELY TO BECOME A BURN VICTIM DURING A TENNIS MATCH
Fucking hell, for real, I will NEVAR agree to play Konomi in tennis. He puts ball-bearings in the ballz and sets 'em on fire. His racquet probably has steel strings. I wonder if he could make a magnet with that.
IT'S RLY NOT FAIR THAT WE DIDN'T GET TO SEE ANY MORE OF THAT MATCH. IT'S DUMB. IT'S RETARDED. I'M SO GLAD IT'S NEARLY OVER BUT NOT RLY BECAUSE ASIDE FROM FLASHBACKS WE WILL NEVAR SEE AKUMA AKAYA AGAIN. bleah ;_____;
Oh, and on that note, I got vol 39 and finally read some of the parts I'd skipped before, and... it was pretty funny, the f00d eating contest. And the Atobecopter. Did anyone else buy this volume? Who is that on the inside cover? Is that Konomi? He's gone all rock-star. Don't make me read it!
I HATE THIS MANGA!!!!
I LOVE THIS MANGA!!!!
On a lighter note, if the manga's gone all Kenshin-y, there's that much more chance of getting Shirtless Shatner.