It's fanservice. I don't care what Atobe and Sanada are saying in my icon.
I should have just made a Nioh edit that sed "Change... OVA!!" and inserted some scenes of squealing girls (from the Hyoutei pages). KONOMI STOELD PLOT FROM TEH ANIME. I mean, you can say whatever you want, but this? Is stoeld. From THE ANIME. D00d, the A-NI-ME. I mean, yeah, I liked Wakato or whatever his name was just fine, and I have a secret luv of pairing up Tezuka and Kajimoto, but... rly. The anime??
I should have included the pic in which it looks like Tezuka is about to give Nioh some SURPRISE BUTTSECKS. I think that might have happened. But, what Tezuka didn't realize is, the only reason Nioh let him top was so he could (this is kinda gross) become INFUSED WITH THE TEZUKA POWER.
Since that happens, Nioh becomes infused with Tezuka's powers and is able to do Tezuka things now, it reveals a sad truth we've suspected all along: Tezuka always bottoms.
Hrm, now that we know that the way to gain someone else's tennis powers is via SEXUAL HEALING, it seems obvious why everyone thinks Ryouma is such a whore. The only issue is that obviously Tezuka should be getting some Fuji and Ryouma (not to mention Oishi, Kajimoto, Akaya, Sanada, Atobe, Tachibana, Chitose, Nanjiroh, etc, if you bl33v doujinshi) powers. So where are those powers? He keeps them hidden, so nobody knows who's been givin it to him. But everybody knows, because Fuji tells. He probably also videotapes every Tezuka encounter with anyone. He's sick like that!! But hott. It's ok, we luv Fuji no matter how depraved he is. BECAUSE how depraved he is!!
WHAT AM I EVEN TALKING ABOUT.
I'm talkin bout Tezuka.
(We can dig it.)
So, I made this. I realize of course that with the amount of Japanese words I used in it I should have just tried to put it all in Japanese, but then people who can't read it wouldn't know what it said, and this is a public service announcement.
Aww, shit, I just thought of another thing I should have done to that picture. I should have put a dot on Tezuka's chin. I suck!!
Has anyone seen Ryouma?