| I am not a one-trick pony!
||[May. 12th, 2004|10:19 pm]
In fact, I have almost no equine DNA whatsoever. |
I am making up at least 98% of what you read below. Pay no mind.
This is Havoc's best smirk. valamelmeo made an icon of it, but I'm not sure if it's finished yet.
He's trying to get Furi in trouble. Hehehehe!
This is proof that GreedxKinburi is canon.
See how they're looking at each other? Well, you can't see, because Kinburi's face is turned the other way. But if you could see, you'd see a knowing smile. They are going to DO IT. In my mind.
This is Kinburi. He cleans up well, ne?
Notice he has teh gold eyes. You know what that means? It means that he is one of Hoenheim's many illigitimate children. He is a half-brother to Ed and Al. His twisted childhood growing up without a father figure and with all the neighborhood kids calling him "bastard" caused him to enjoy sploding things.
His full name is York J. Kinburi. Or, Kimberly. Depending on how the hell you feel like romanizing it. The J stands for Jesus. York Jesus Kinburi, the splodey alchemist.
This is Greed. He's a homunculus.
"I'm greedy, but I ain't stupid." His original body died laughing at a guy who tripped and fell onto a bar which had a nail sticking out, that both ripped off his pants and then wedgied him. You'd die laughing too, if you'd seen it. That guy tried to bring him back to life, because he felt guilty for causing a death, even though he had lost his pants and then gotten a wedgie. What a dumbass. Anyway, Greed was born. And he loves the ladies. Or, he pretends to, so that they will buy him drinks. Actually, he doesn't give a rat's ass. And that's why they think he is cool.