| FMA Doujinshi Scans
||[May. 21st, 2004|09:00 pm]
There is no smut in these scans.|
There is, however, some adorable shipping that I never would have thought of. I only buy weird shit, you know :)
Yep, that's right. Furman and Fury! Now ain't they cute? I would not label it shota as (a) there is no sex and (b) it's more a May-December relationship, considering Fury has to be at least 18 to join the military and then to get promoted to Master Sgt or whatever his rank is, he's gotta be at least 22 or so. Heh.
I do not know what is going on here, therefore, I will make something up and pretend to enlighten you.
Fury is scared to walk out to the Haunted Barracks alone. He asks Havoc to go with, but Havoc's like "Nahh, I have a date!" and so Havoc asks Furman to go. Furman's like "Aight G."
Fury's all "W00t!" and -- is there anything cuter than Havoc patting him on the head like that? He's a puppy himself, inne. Furman's all "Dude, it looks totally haunted out there."
Furman looks pretty smoove in his civilian clothes, eh. He actually resembles my ex-boss here. But I suppose you noticed the ponderable. Why does Fury have a purse? Maybe that's his laptop. Can you say panic attack? Fury does not resemble anyone I work with.
Looks like they're coming up on Barracks 13, which is the most haunted of all the haunted barracks ever! Fury's about to pee his pants when Furman takes his hand. Then they're holding hands outside the haunted barracks. They are both thinking "I feel like a total dork, but I like it! And that doesn't scare me... "
New tale! OK, umm... oh yeah. Furman is like "Hey yo the party is starting in a few minutes!" and Fury is all "W00t!" and Havoc is like "heh, glad I'm not the only one without a date." and then they hold hands, and Havoc's like "CRAP! I'm the only one without a date!!"
New tale! Havoc is out in his bomber jacket smoking cigarettes. That's a pretty smoove jacket, Mr. H! He happens to see Furman and Fury and he's like "Who let the dogs out!" Then he sees them holding hands, and he likes it! And THAT SCARES HIM.
Everyone is cheering Havoc on because he is going to eat like 18 jalapenos in one bite. One bite! It'll be a new mess hall record. But before he gets to his peppers, something embarrassing happens on the other side of the table. This is actually the sort of thing that would make me personally die of embarrassment. I suppose that's why I don't date cute little guys like Fury.
Havoc's like "You guys were taking a shower together like me and Roy in some other doujinshi?!" and Furman's like "AIGH! You fool! This is a PG-rated book!" and Fury's like "I'm not old enough to look at that sort of thing."
...and then Furman's like "Does sound kinda hott, though..." and he invites Fury into the showers. Havoc cannot decide whether or not he wants to try and spy on them in the shower.
Now. Take one doujinshi Havoc picture:
Add some crappy painted on colors and a swirly:
TELL me that does not look like Kakashi. That is the first thing I thought when I saw that picture, I thought "Dude... give him a ninja headband and it's Kakashi!" So, I did. And it is. Blue-eyed sharingan!