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Doujinshi scans! [Jun. 30th, 2004|08:01 pm]
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makaioh
First, let me point out that my commentary is NOT a translation!
In other words, I'm makin it up. And it's not quite as funny as it could have been, because... uhh... I have no excuse.

Title: SNOW
Artist/Circle: Goha Zentounen SakuretuOK-G


You think this cover page is a joke, don't you?


I don't even wanna know why Riza is hiding behind the wall with a gun. I guess she's mad cuz she doesn't get in on any of the action (Oh sorry did I ruin it by telling you the end?)


Welcome to the Hughes household. There's a pregnant lady about to have a baby, and 3 kids are there. Because it's Ed's birthday. What do you want for your birthday, Edo?


"I think I'd like an army colonel." Well it's your lucky day! Here comes one now.


Hughes is all "I'll hold him down, and then you can have your birthday way wif him!" Roy is not keen on this idea, as you can see. But it's Ed's BIRTHDAY! We can't disappoint him on his BIRTHDAY! *have some angst*


I know! I'll tie him up and remove his pants. That should give Edo a happy birthday! Sure made me happy...


OH MAN I forgot the cake. Here, you guys watch the bondage colonel while I go find a cake and some more guests. Note that Roy can't even move his little fingers.


"It's OK, we won't bite. Much." "Then untie me!" "Nii-san, you can't unwrap your gifts before the other guests arrive!" "That's right! I guess I'll let everyone else play with it before I open it." This makes Roy nervous...


... as it should. Glacia is the first to take advantage of Ed's hospitality and a bound taisa in her living room. Hey, she's pregnant, she's not dead. "Don't be like that, Roy! You know you want it. Gimme some o' that hott manflesh!"


Ooh, she almost forgot about the kids. Bravo, Mrs. Hughes ma'am! You uke'd him good! Uh oh, she gonna have a baby. All the excitement I suppose.


Looks like all the excitement's gotten to Ed as well. He can't contain hisself! And neither can little Nina! Hey, she's still a woman, even if she is a pint-sized one. Orgy!


Whoops he DID say he was going to return at some point, didn't he. What I wouldn't give to walk in on THAT.


WAIT don't go in there they are not decent!! Havoc sez "Awesome!" and goes in there. "Whatcha doin? Can I play?" Roy is all "No. You have been a naughty lieutenant. Go home."


Hughes:"What?! He has a crush on Roy, too?! Breda, you got a crush on Roy?"
Breda:"Roy has a crush on me?"
Hughes: "Falman, surely you dont have a crush on Roy!"
Falman: "Well actually he is kindof a nice guy, and he's rather attractive for a man. It's the girly legs that do it for me..."
Hughes: "No way! You too, Fuery?"
Fuery: "Sorry, can't help it, he's a cutie!"
Hughes: "NOOOOOOOOOO!"


Hughes: Roy, how could you do this to me! You know I'm the only one for you!
Everybody: AIGH! (arguing)
Fuery: Hey...
Everybody: ¬_¬
Fuery: Why can't we all share?


Share? What is this 'share'? Roy says it means untie him and kick everybody out, but Hughes is going to call Merriam-Webster to find out the truth.


Oh I get it. SHARE. Yeah! Oh wait, wife having a baby, brb...


Well that's over with... I guess it's MY TURN! Nope, it's Ed's birthday. Ed is counting off the number of people in line before Hughes. Notice that he needs Al's help for this. They're so busy arguing they don't notice that Havoc is moving in for the kill.


HEY it's my birthday, I saw him first! Screw all that turn crap. Orgy! On the count of three, everybody jump him! (orgy sounds) (guy knocking on the door "Yo... anybody home? Hello? You ordered this vaccuum cleaner?")


Dammit, he escaped! And he torched some people in the process...


EVERYBODY WANTS ROY! (except me. I still think he's a bastard.)
I'm not insanedrop trou!

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From:valamelmeo
Date:June 30th, 2004 - 07:08 pm
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Best. DJ. Evar. XDDD


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From:kalikamaxwell
Date:June 30th, 2004 - 07:20 pm
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I saw this and almost wanted to buy it. Hehehe. Colonel abuse is good. Thank you. The captions were so amusing too. ^^


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From:applekid
Date:June 30th, 2004 - 07:26 pm
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Gyahahaha! That was fucking hilarious! Thank you for posting it. XD


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From:evilnekohilda
Date:June 30th, 2004 - 08:00 pm
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This has to be one of my favorite doujins ever!! XD And your commentary might as well have been a literal translation - it's hillarious XDXDXD

Can I use these to make icons??

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From:makaioh
Date:July 1st, 2004 - 07:22 am
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Yeah! If you post 'em, tho, can you credit me for the scans in the post? I love getting credit ^^;;

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From:evilnekohilda
Date:July 1st, 2004 - 07:23 am
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Will do!! :)


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From:makaioh
Date:July 1st, 2004 - 09:03 am
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And I've just noticed in your icon that you've paired up Ed and Inuyasha. Priceless :)

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From:evilnekohilda
Date:July 1st, 2004 - 10:40 am
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avianthropy gets all the credit for that stroke of genious X3


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From:treesock
Date:June 30th, 2004 - 09:17 pm
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OMG YES

I've had my eyes on this forever XD

But, can you do me a favor and zip it? My browser doesn't like it when I try to save images and it locks up on me. :(

I have Rest in Peace up for scannage -- it's by the same circle and is equally zany, so, uh... equivalent trade, yhey? 8D


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From:cue
Date:June 30th, 2004 - 09:25 pm
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This thing's great XDXD
I like how the only word that I can understand in there is 'sex' lol

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From:makaioh
Date:June 30th, 2004 - 09:46 pm
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LOL! It's the only word you need to know ;)


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From:sporkbotic
Date:July 1st, 2004 - 07:16 am
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The best part is when Havok kisses Roy ♥ *shot*

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From:makaioh
Date:July 1st, 2004 - 07:24 am
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Roy's acting like he doesn't want it. When you know he does XD

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From:liesbyomission
Date:August 14th, 2004 - 09:38 pm
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love that icon...

From:kaijoudarkbliss
Date:February 11th, 2005 - 01:19 pm
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love your icon, gravitation is the best anime there is ^.^ `sides maybe fullmetal..... maybe. cuz can you see hot guys making out on fullmetal?

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From:liesbyomission
Date:February 11th, 2005 - 03:12 pm
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*grin*

*points to fma_yaoi and elricest*

From:kaijoudarkbliss
Date:February 11th, 2005 - 03:13 pm
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hee, i mean in the actual anime, i've already scoured those and printed them to death XD


From:shuugasmer
Date:July 1st, 2004 - 09:29 am
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*laughs and falls of chair* I love the black mass of burnt people! XD


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From:cryogenia
Date:July 1st, 2004 - 11:01 am
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Oh wow, that was weird. But hilarious! Do you want/need actual translations? ^^