||[Jul. 22nd, 2004|11:42 am]
Yay! zmd_norrec made me a usericon out of the picha! And that, my friends, can only mean one thing.|
Yup, that's right.
Here, have a ScarxRose fanfic! It's the worst thing I've ever written!
VAL'S WORST FANFIC EVAR
There was like, this guy, and he was FRIGGIN HUGE, but not in a bad way, in a hott way. Everybody called him Scar because he had one on his head. It was terribly rude, but he preferred that to his given name which was Henrietta.
So he meets this girl, her name is Rose, and she's like half his age but still legal, and he's all "Hi there. You are very religious, just like I am. I think we should make out."
She replied "You are a fine specimen of man-beef, and I would be delighted to make out with you."
So commences much rubbing and tasting of flesh. There was some other plot, too, but it was cancelled due to the sex.
Later, but not that much later, but later enough for gestation, Rose has a baby. It is Scar's baby. They named it after me, Val. Then they invite all their friends over to surprise everyone with the news that they had a baby and named it after me, Val. But everyone laughed or was squicked and said Scar and Rose should not be doing that in front of the baby, who is named after me, Val. Then whoever said that got a kick in the pants.
It was so funny. You should have seen it.