You must have seen or know the spoilers of eps 41 and 42 of FMA in order to read the following. Also, it helps if you're at least slightly insane.
Listen, listen, just hear me out. This'll work, I swear! Let's transmute Kimberly back to life! Come on, don't look at me like that. Whaddaya mean, I don't even know what ingredients are in a guy? Sure I do! 6-foot sub. That's gotta be roughly equivalent to a guy.
I'm in. I mean, it's like that book I picked up where Ed made a Roymunculus outta a cup of noodles.
I also have an actual list of what goes into an adult human. It sounds all...minerally and stuff, I'd bet I could pick that stuff up at our local health-food store.
Just gimme a few minutes to pop down there, then we'll start. I've got a few pairs of those chemestry googles and those sars masks. That should keep us safe. We can use the 6 foot sub as trade for the soul. that sounds about equivilent to me.
I bet all the minerals involved in persons are included in a 6-foot sub. There's water in the meats and cheese and mustard, there's sulphur in the onions, iron in the bread (provided it's iron-kids bread or something) and what else is there... like, potassium and stuff... that's in onions too, right? Gotta be in lettuce. I'm tellin ya, 6-foot sub.
Sure it works! Don't be silly. This one will work, because we have a shiny thing to eschange for a soul. So see? We don't even have to worry about sins! Although there are some good ones that aren't taken yet, like Decaf, 10-hour-workday, and Bacon. It'll all work out just fine. Trust me!
i'm in! a subs just gotta have everything! hey, & if it backfires (like these nasty human transmutations usually do) & he's a crazy loon or something... at least he'll still look hot.. hopefully. & he was a crazy loon anyway :D