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Here's an idea!! [Jul. 25th, 2004|09:21 am]
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makaioh
[I'm all | slightly insane]

You must have seen or know the spoilers of eps 41 and 42 of FMA in order to read the following. Also, it helps if you're at least slightly insane.


Listen, listen, just hear me out. This'll work, I swear!
Let's transmute Kimberly back to life! Come on, don't look at me like that. Whaddaya mean, I don't even know what ingredients are in a guy? Sure I do! 6-foot sub. That's gotta be roughly equivalent to a guy.

It'll be fun. Who's in? Come on!

I'm not insanedrop trou!

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From:jpegasus
Date:July 25th, 2004 - 04:08 pm
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I'm in. I mean, it's like that book I picked up where Ed made a Roymunculus outta a cup of noodles.

I also have an actual list of what goes into an adult human. It sounds all...minerally and stuff, I'd bet I could pick that stuff up at our local health-food store.

Just gimme a few minutes to pop down there, then we'll start. I've got a few pairs of those chemestry googles and those sars masks. That should keep us safe. We can use the 6 foot sub as trade for the soul. that sounds about equivilent to me.

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From:makaioh
Date:July 25th, 2004 - 04:21 pm
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I bet all the minerals involved in persons are included in a 6-foot sub. There's water in the meats and cheese and mustard, there's sulphur in the onions, iron in the bread (provided it's iron-kids bread or something) and what else is there... like, potassium and stuff... that's in onions too, right? Gotta be in lettuce. I'm tellin ya, 6-foot sub.

Or that buy-it-at-the-store thing you said.

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From:jpegasus
Date:July 25th, 2004 - 05:26 pm
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well, okay, if you've already got all that stuff, then I guess I don't need to go to the store.

But what about the soul? I don't feel like giving up my digital camera...or my cell phone...

we'll need something else shiny. The soul is obviously shiny, so we'll need something equally shiny.

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From:makaioh
Date:July 25th, 2004 - 06:51 pm
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Mustang. He's shiny. Especially right after a HughesxRoy bukkake scene.

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From:jpegasus
Date:July 25th, 2004 - 08:43 pm
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Ah, well, okay then. We'll get Mustang and exchange it for Kimberly's soul. *nodnod* We're definitely set


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From:dotiscute
Date:July 25th, 2004 - 09:47 pm
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But transmutations never work remember? And you'll go crazy or loose your pee pee or your baby makein' stuff or somethin'.

Not to mention that all the sins are taken up now? I mean, who's he gonna come back as? Eats Meat on Friday?

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From:makaioh
Date:July 26th, 2004 - 07:06 am
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Sure it works! Don't be silly. This one will work, because we have a shiny thing to eschange for a soul.
So see? We don't even have to worry about sins! Although there are some good ones that aren't taken yet, like Decaf, 10-hour-workday, and Bacon.
It'll all work out just fine. Trust me!


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From:saya_aensland
Date:July 26th, 2004 - 03:34 pm
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Not to mention that all the sins are taken up now?

He'll be the new Greed, he'll pick up where his boyfriend left off!

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From:makaioh
Date:July 26th, 2004 - 04:55 pm
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Greed can't be dead ;_;

Plus we have a shiny thing. This will SO WORK!!!!
XD


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From:magnet_dance
Date:July 26th, 2004 - 05:08 am
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i'm in! a subs just gotta have everything!
hey, & if it backfires (like these nasty human transmutations usually do) & he's a crazy loon or something... at least he'll still look hot.. hopefully. & he was a crazy loon anyway :D

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From:makaioh
Date:July 26th, 2004 - 07:10 am
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No no no, this'll work. The problem with all those other people who tried it is that they were too scrupulous to use a live human as part of the trade. There's nothing to worry about! Trust me!

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From:magnet_dance
Date:July 26th, 2004 - 08:56 am
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oh yea! i forgot! we don't care about human lives! this is SO going to work..