We present [dun dun dun!] Fanbook 4 scans! And I'm testing out LJs photohosting service. I have no idea if it will wr0k.
Yey! Greed is on the cover!
But, we all know what happens to him in DVD #9. ;_;
Umm... I dunno what the hell is going on here... but that's no OTP. Let me tell you.
I don't care what the book says! I say NO!! I dunno what the hell all this is anyway. Kanji vexes me.
OK, Fanbook #4, stop saying GreedxScar. It's squicking me ><
Aww you think you're clever, fanbook #4? Because you wrote it in Japanese, you think I don't see it? CONSIDER ME SQUICKED.
Here's a cute little B&W pic of Scar, without Greed, but with some words and stuff on his face.
OK, this is like, a poster-thing, but my scanner is designed for letter and legal size documents, so I had to scan two pieces and then put them together. I hope you don't mind.
This is the only part of the picture you needed anyway.
This? This is just cute!! It's (from left to right) Rie Kugimiya, Ryutaroh Okiayu, and Romi Park. I probably spelled those names wrong, because I copied the spellings from the fanbook. Curse you, Fanbook #4!!
I dunno what this is. You might. Let me know. Kanji vexes me.
And now we get to the sexy part. Look, a page with Kimberly on it! Damn he's cute. And look, there's undercover Ed, and Scar and Rose in their wedding outfits or something >< I'm squicked again.
OK, if you can ignore the doofy-looking kid in the corner, this is yum. And ginormous. Haha, Fanbook #4, I have wrested a VERY LARGE IMAGE from your cold dead insides! I DEFEAT YOU, FANBOOK #4!!!
Aright, I'mma spell it out for you, since you were too busy looking at that last picture to read any of the words.
See that? Do you know what it says? It says Zolph, ladies and gentlemen and guys named Ethan. Say it wif me. ZO-L-PH. There we go. You, in the back, chewing gum! I hope you brought enough for everybody! Or at least enough for me. And it better not be some lame-ass Juicy Fruit flavor. Cinnamon or a detention, Slappy!
EDIT: No, I don't know why Greed has huge black rays coming from his nose. He assures me it is not snot.