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Well what did you think I was going to do ¬¬ [Oct. 18th, 2004|02:28 am]
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Why is it 80-something degrees outside at 5am in October. Why?

In my head lately Kimberly is now a combination of Kimberly from FMA and Kita from PoT. This does not make any sense whatsoever, but he's just been acting like Kita. In my head. Which is full of fictional characters because I'm boring as hell otherwise. Or something. It's friggin hot in here.

OK, here's the first story. Yeah yeah I know, you want me to do other things, like whatever I said I was gonna do. It's too hot for that. It's also too hot to make any of these make sense. So there's really no point. Anyway, on to the stories.

This one is about Mizuki. Mostly.


Hey I just heard a rumor. Do you want to know what it shwas? Allright. I'll tell you what it shwas. Mizuki is GAY!

Hey, gay means happy, right?

Taichi, you are very naive. Come over to my house later and I'll explain it. In graphic detail. You'll like it, I promise.

I'm not gay! Yuuta, tell them I'm not gay!

Mizuki is gay? Schweet!

ZOMG! Fuji's brother is gay?!

No you morons. Fuji's brother's friend is gay.

Shut up! Look, I can't be gay. I'm mad l33t. Look at me be manly.

Dude, it's cool. Oishi's mad 1337 and he's gay.

You woke me up for this? Who cares who's gay. Atobe's gay, too.

Oh I am not!

That's not what you said last night!

Hey waitaminute - you were out with ME last night! And then you went over to Atobe's?!

Ehehehe... er... umm... that is...

If I don't do this expression, I'll never get into this story!

If you keep making that face it's gonna stick like that.

Hey can we get back to the topic of whether or not Mizuki is gay?

Mizuki: Dude. I'm not gay. Ask this guy, he'll tell you!

That guy: It's true. He's not gay. I guess. I never met him before.

Hey if Mizuki's not gay, why did he turn me down last week! Am I not cute?

Gakuto you little slut.

Just because I'm very very pretty...

I've seen prettier.

Are you talking about me, buchou? Say it's me! Is it me? Yahyah!

It is not! No way. Who could be prettier than me!


Tezuka: Well, Atobe, you've successfully wedged your stupid 'me' picture into yet another stupid story. Are you happy now?

Atobe: Yeah, I'm satisfied.

Look look, if anyone is gay, it's Kaidoh here. Look at his face. He's like, SO gay.

Whoa, no way, Kaidoh's gay? And Mizuki is gay? Is my brother gay or not? I'm getting confused!

I sure hope Kaidoh isn't gay. I accidentally touched him yesterday, I don't want to catch gay from him.

((the scene in question - did Momo catch gay from Kaidoh?))

Super high-power hyperactive mega slurpee ubermech absolute zero freakishly iridescent Ultimate Musical Spectacular Vermilion Inui Juice can cure gay...

So, Mizuki, are you gay or not?

Depends on who's asking, sexy.

Damn. I shouldn't be thinking about Mizuki and Kirihara while I'm in the bath. I don't know whether I'm clean or dirty.

Here, this is gold right here. This is about haircuts. It's completely pointless. Have fun with this one.


Kita: I spy with my little eye...

Nitobe: Someone who needs...

Both: A haircut!

Higashikata: You need a haircut.

Minami: Yes. Yes I do.

I don't need a haircut, do I? How does it look? Sengoku, he needs a haircut.

No I don't! Damn you!

Umm... Shishido-san, I hate to say it, but you need a haircut.

Dammit, I hate getting a haircut! If I have to get a haircut, Jiroh has to get one, too!


Hm. I need a haircut. Echizen, Taka-san, you also need haircuts.

But my hat barely fits as it is and I'm sleepy.

Do I have to? I'm scared of the barber!

Don't worry, we'll all go together! Even Oishi, who never needs a haircut.

Crap. If Fuji is getting a haircut, as his destined rival I better get a haircut, too.

I'm glad I don't need a haircut.

Oh Kirihara, pardon me, but you need a haircut.

Kirihara: No I don't!

Jackal: Sorry, Akaya, but he's right. You need a haircut.

Goddammit. Fucking Fuji.

Nioh: Bunta needs a haircut, too! Look he's getting hair in the food!

It's all good. We can all get haircuts, escept Jackal who doesn't really need one.

I do NOT need a haircut!

Baka! You need a haircut more than anyone else!

Later that day...

Chotaroh, you were right! I feel so much better after getting a haircut! Thank you! Let's make out.

Jackal (thinking): Bunta SO did not get a haircut. I'm telling.

And now I present to you the latest project, a joint venture between the WTF Foundation and Gratuitous.org, a non-profit organization.

*cough* somebody stop me ¬¬

Got Milk?

All your base are belong to ME.

What is this, a bunch of lame-ass pop-culture references no one is going to get and some gratuitous shots of people's navels? This sucks. I hate all of you.

My milkshake brings all the boys in the yard!

Cheeseburga, cheeseburga, cheeseburga, cheeseburga; pepsi, pepsi, pepsi, pepsi...

Lookit my navel!

Lookit my navel!

Lookit my navel!
akutsu - jumping

Lookit my navel!

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Gum is it's own reward.

A pun is it's own re-word.


That's no moon... it's a space station!


Ever get that not-so-fresh feeling?

o/~ Na-na-na-nah, hey hey, good-bye! o/~

And then he died.

And that concludes our nightly broadcast. If this was TV, this message would be followed by like, that snow-fuzz stuff and a loud BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP kind of sound. It's annoying.

I can't stop laughing at my own jokes.
I'm not insanedrop trou!

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Date:October 18th, 2004 - 05:00 am

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Date:October 18th, 2004 - 08:56 am
Dude, you should make the ( My Milkshake ) comment into a icon. That and the Got Milk? Dude, I wish I had your talent right now

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Date:October 19th, 2004 - 02:53 pm
Ehhh, sadly, it wasn't talent, it was 90 degrees indoors and my brain was addled.

I might make a got milk icon...

Date:October 18th, 2004 - 11:43 am
*laughing* I should read these more often...I usually glance over them because I hace no idea what the series is...
Ha! I know where most of the pop-culture lines are from!
...which is either spiffy or sad. I can't decide. Ja ne!

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Date:October 19th, 2004 - 02:57 pm
The really sad part is there are no CURRENT pop-culture references. They're all from at least 6 months ago or longer. I am behind ^^