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Mad Screencap Storyage [Oct. 31st, 2004|09:18 pm]
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OK, like, I can't sign in to any IM programs, even tho I said I would, and I had to reboot earlier because something weird happened with AIM, and well, it all sucks badly.

So, I made up some stupid stories using screencaps.


ZOMG Crossover!



Goddammit, Kevin, this is a fucking Dragonball Z plotline!


So just like in edited DBZ, we will only imply that an adult struck a child! We will not show any graphic depictions of violence toward children because we need that 4pm timeslot!


And keep your hand there until the blood goes away or we'll never get the coveted Y-7 rating! And seriously, how are those sunglasses staying on your head! None of this makes any sense! It's just like DBZ! Fuck!


We'll never get the 4pm timeslot if he keeps cussin like that.





The Facts of Life



Oh you're going on a date, Segoku and Atobe? Then let me explain a few things about mansex to you!


Holy crap! That guy is WAY to open about private things! Also I am jealous of Atobe.


See, you're gonna need something called 'lube'. Otherwise, it's like this, see? And that's no fun for anybody! Trust me, I tried it once! Boy was Oishi mad! He couldn't sit for like, a week! And although that sounds really funny, it's not! You don't want to not be able to sit for a week, right? Also, use a condom because it's safer that way!


I'm not sure what Kikumaru-senpai was talking about earlier, but I liked it, and that scares me.





First Time



Hey did you hear? Echizen and Momo are going on a date and "tonight's the night".


You mean tonight's the night for Michelob?


No, silly cat-thing. She means tonight's the night they're gonna do 'it'.


Aww crap, no signal. And just when it was getting interesting.


Inui, let's go and watch them!


Hey, beautiful Ibu Shinji. I have a problem.


:: whisper whisper ::


Why can't you? Let me touch it.


You oaf! Don't touch me there!


For someone who asked for my help, you're not taking this that easily. If you dont' wnat my help I'll just go home now. It doesn't matter to me either way.


Well... ok...


Just relax. You're too tense.


What do you mean Echizen and Momo are on a date?


I just know something really interesting is going on! Stupid Sprint coverage!


Why do I have to pair up with you in this story! That's insane!


Come closer. Don't look at me like that! I just want to ask you a small favor.


Listen, I'm going on a date with Echizen tonight and I don't know what I'm doing. Can you show me how?


Stop that. This is a public park.


Don't look at me like that, Kamio. I was helping Echizen with a problem. And what were you doing with Momo-chan, hmm? I know I heard sounds of satisfaction coming from your side of this tennis park that we have all been doing naughty things in.


Yeah but you were playing with the adorable uke Echizen and I had to put up with loudmouthed obnoxious Momo! And furthermore, Echizen also came later, and I know that means you were having more fun than me! YOU LIKED IT DAMN YOU!


What, you expected Momo to have more stamina than Echizen? Don't be a moron! Are we going to have kinky sex or what?


Wow, street tennis is full of shenanigans! I should come here more often!





A Atobe Story



Hello, I'm Echizen Ryouma, and I have an important message about --


Me!


You oaf! This isn't about you!


Sure it is. Once upon a time, I was a very attractive and damn near perfect specimen of manhood.


See, look how pretty I am.


But still, no one noticed me, and I hate not being the center of attention. Really pisses me off.


So one day, I said "Ore-sama no bigi ni yoi na!"


And then I showed my skizzillz...


And then I showed my navel...


And then I showed my backside, note that you can most definitely see up my shirt. And don't say you're not looking, because you so were looking at my perfect ass.


And now, I am the favorite! And Echizen is not! Hahahahahahaha!


My favorite is still cheeseburgers! Yum! What are you guys talking about anyway? Is this a PSA? Hey was that Atobe's ass?




Seriously. That one? Best. Screencap. EVAR. I bet they did that on purpose. They knew we'd take it wrong! Or, maybe that's really what they're talking about (it's a preview for the next ep)... wow that would so rock. Sortof. I watched Gravitation this weekend and like, I was kinda thrown off by the *actual* slash in the story. I was like hey, there's already an OTP. How the hell do you make up slash about a slash anime!
Also made Kym watch Onmyoji. Then I accidentally pronounced Seimei (he's the main char) as 'seme'. Freudian slip? Perhaaaaaps ;D I had a pretty nice weekend until tonight when everything sucks but LJ. LJ is yey tonight. Thank goodness. And I hope you like my stupid stories, because I'm probably gonna keep posting crap like that until I run out of stupid stories and screencaps that go with.

Oh, and karaoke totally fell through. Ahh well. Mada mada dane.
I'm not insanedrop trou!

Comments:
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From:jpegasus
Date:October 31st, 2004 - 10:54 pm
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Suck about the Karaoke V-V

Also, aim just really must suck. I wonder why it hates you so..

The last story was best, but the second to last was a close runner ;)

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From:jpegasus
Date:November 1st, 2004 - 12:25 am
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*amused*


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From:makaioh
Date:November 1st, 2004 - 11:43 pm
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Your icon reminds me of a funny Holly story from last weekend. We were leaving her dad's house and there was like, some kind of paints or something on the sidewalk, and I said "What is that?" and she said this:
"Well, sometimes Jessica says she's not really human, she's really a witch, and on certain nights she has to go to her witch lair and do witch things, and one of the things she says she has to do is make potions, so we got out the paints and some other ingredients and we made puke."


From:fluffygryph
Date:November 1st, 2004 - 06:47 pm
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so entertaining!